Yesterday many people felt the “power” of the orange monkey’s words. The whole market went down, and my portfolio was no exception. There’s no meaning here and no moral — just a fact. If that made you cry :D, you can tip for beer in crypto below.
The orange monkey talks, markets walk. He opens its mouth — and charts feel earthshake. Yesterday was one of those days: big words, bigger dip, lighter wallets. Mine included.
That’s the post. No moral, no strategy deck. If you smiled through the pain, hydrate the beer jar (crypto tips only).
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Network: BNB
Network: Ethereum Mainnet
Network: SOL
Is this serious?
The dip was real. The tone is light.
Who is the “orange monkey”?
A real, very orange, very loud character from my life. No names here — we keep it civil.
How do tips work?
Copy an address and send from your wallet. Double-check the network.