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1) Friendly satire
- This site uses humor and satire about a real orange monkey from the author’s life.
- We don’t publish names, private details, or insults with profanity.
- We avoid hate speech and protected-class targeting. The jokes are about behavior, not identity.
2) No financial advice
- Nothing here is investment advice. The jokes exist because ignoring risk is expensive.
- Do your own research. Or at least, don’t listen to orange monkeys.
3) Crypto tips
- Sending crypto is voluntary and final. Double-check the network and address before sending.
- No refunds unless required by applicable law.
4) Liability
- This site is provided “as is”. We’re not liable for losses, missed beers, or sudden chart gravity.
5) Content rules (ad-safe)
- No profanity, no doxxing, no harassment campaigns.
- We don’t target real names. If you think you are the orange monkey — take the hint, not the offense.
6) Contact
Questions about these terms: legal@redmonkeyfund.com.